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Thank You’s (and Youse) Upon our Last Whad’ya Know 6-25-16

June 24, 2016

I’d like to thank–

L. James Packard, who had the unusual quality of sounding like a guy from around here if he spoke really good, which he was, one of the (2) founding fathers of WYK. Couldn’t have done it without you, Jim;

Adam Friedrich, our ultimate producer who steered the Miketannic past the iceberg sailing her into sunny & placid waters, only to be sunk by friendly fire;

John Thulin, who only missed a show when he had to get married. I mean he didn’t have to get married. Anyway, I promised his mom, Eleanor, he would have a job as long as I did–so, see you later, John;

Jeff Hammann, two m’s & 3 n’s , who is, if there is such a thing, a great bass player and had many interesting thoughts that, alas, never aired;

Our newest and most definite-liest cast member, Stephanie Lee, who has brought energy, laughter, intelligence and charm to the show, and can speak Swedish when needed;

The dazzling and charming Clyde the Funky Drummer Stubblefield, who drummed on every road show since 1987 but not so much on the weekly shows because I would have been sitting right in front of him;

Our head tech hubba hubba and very expensive brandy drinker Tom Blain, the only Whad’ya Know stalwart to leave and come back again, without really saying where he had been those years, may have been Norway, or possibly Scotland;

Chris, marshack, marzzerik, Chris, anyway, our show manager, see job description, who also arranged the road shows, the only problematic one being a bus ride either to hell or Columbus, Ohio;

Brad Kolberg, who smiled at me once in 10 years and I looked to see if my fly was open;

Aubrey Ralph, responsible for the mix on Whad’ya Know done entirely while listening to This American Life;

Lyle Anderson, the spiritual center of the WYK ethos and the guy who types my ad libs into the monitor on my desk while letting anybody who calls, no matter their condition nor state of mind, on the air, and does it all in spite of being way overqualified in several important, esoteric fields to do this kind of thing;

Wisconsin Public Radio, by which I mean Jack Mitchell, who made me out of mud in 1985, and, subsequently, never fired me, or I would be porcelain;

Our producer before last, Todd Witter, who gave WYK the best 10 years of his life before realizing it and leaving post haste for Portland, and who is an excellent ballroom dancer;

Our announcer before last, Sarah Nics, who spoke with her hands, and whom, I’d like to think, we catapulted to fame in New York City;

Judith Heise Kovalic, who basically did everything for us, until she had a baby and had to change her priorities;

Diana Cook, who made me sound like I knew what I was talking about on road shows, dumping piles of clippings, books, actual research and candy for the girls on Halloween on my porch swing;

Kelley Osborne, no not that Kelley Osborne, who made me sound like I knew the answers to the quiz questions right off the top of my head with her weekly and very eclectic packets of not trivia but fascinating nuggets of knowledge;

Engineers emeriti, Stephen Colon, who once put a napkin over his arm and seated us at a restaurant in Chicago, Rick Kirkpatrick, whose preference for Pepsi was actually in the contract rider for road show catering, and Mike de Mark, who goes all the way back with me to the Breakfast Special on WORT, and to whom I apologize for all the years of calling Mark de Mike, but you know me.

My daughters Ellie and Nora, for supplying my absolute best material, and my wife Sandy, who never has to worry again about someone telling her something I said on air, and for her forbearance after I had to send  Consuela back to her native Narnia.

Thanks to each and all, and to any omitted due to time and memory considerations, and, thank you so much to the best audience a guy ever had, who did me the favor of bringing the show with you or, if you couldn’t make it, phoning it in– for that, and for your many kindnesses and good humor, collectively, I am your biggest fan!

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Whad’ya Know!

It’s a Bird! It’s a Plane! It’s the Whad’ya Know Radiocast!

June 20, 2016

Coming to a set of earbuds near you this September: The Whad’ya Know Radiocast!

Thank you all for your amazing support–if you’d like to join us you still can!

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https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/379917133/michael-feldmans-whadya-know-podcast/posts/1608887

Public Radio Existentialism or La Nausee

June 17, 2016

La Nausée

 

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Public radio is facing an existential crisis. Some of the biggest

radio stars of a generation are exiting the scene while public

radio executives attempt to stem the loss of younger listeners

on traditional radio.   –Wall St. Journal, June 16, 2016

 

The Wall Street Journal says that public radio is going through an existential crisis, and not one which can be resolved by an All Sartre, All the Time format, but one stemming from the fact that all radio, public and otherwise, today, is only for geezers and roofers. Public radio, granted, is unique to the extent that you can be old as sin or dead and still be an evergreen on KUND, Great Forks, even if Lake Woebegone, due to drained water tables, is now Lake Wakebegone.  You can see how young public radio talent, were there any not podcasting, facebooking, blogging or snapchatting, might understandably resent the dead or dying broadcaster laid out in their time slot; they might and even feel that way about someone surprisingly peppy like myself, for whom public radio, after all, was an employer of first and last resort. They should be happy for me.

The problem is exacerbated as we, the Public Radio Legacy Undead, are driven in our induced but walking comas in search of sustenance in the bloodless un-nourishing virtual world of digital media, it’s either that or be driven into estate or tent sale announcing, or extolling blue light specials at K-Mart, if either or both still exist. Maybe you can snag a walk-in bathtub commercial, a miracle ear, or a scooter voiceover, and maybe you can’t. Longevity being what it’s gotten to, it’s pretty competitive.

I made the next to last paragraph of La Nausée, way after Garrison’s self-delivered eulogy, then after the accounts of a few public programmers merely middle-aged, even following the several whining upstarts only cutting-edge as far as their own edges, who, trust me, will never make it to legacy status. That’s me following the clause “Some older hosts still balk at the digital experience” ending in “[Feldman] said podcasting is like pretending you’re on the radio. It’s designed for one individual who is doing an elliptical machine for 20 minutes.” I know what I mean, since trying to entertain, enlighten or engage such an individual, gasping for breath, who, at his age and condition, should be mall walking, for me to direct all my creative attention and 30-plus years of radio trial and error skills, upon him, and him alone, is enough to give me an existential crisis.

Thank God for Wall St. Journal readers, who, to a man, woman and self-styled pundit, have never doubted that National Public Radio is a Communist Front, and who still and always will revile Garrison Keillor for appearing at the podium of the 1988 Democrat Convention with a blended bunch of kids (were they all above average?) and Michael Dukakis, admittedly, a very scary and confused scenario, if not a Marxist-Leninist one. I, true, was not singled out as a fellow traveler by a single commenter, none of whom, I presume, had heard my endearing heartwarming stories from Lake Jewbegone. I will say, based on their biting, unequivocal and unanimous decision, not one of them has or will ever suffer an existential crisis.

Problems in Podcasting 5: Timeliness

June 17, 2016

Hot topics for Michael Feldman in this undated podcast include the Star Wars anti-missile system, the ERA, the unauthorized biography of Frank Sinatra, Daddy Warbucks taking over at CBS news, and Barbra Streisand threatening to sing Yentl.

 

https://soundcloud.com/michael-feldman-2/problems-in-podcasting-5-timeliness

Whad’ya Know Benjamin Buttoned!

June 16, 2016

Dear Whad’yaNauts!  As we work on making the new Whad’ya Know podcast happen (thanks to you!) in the fall, we thought it only fair we complete our abruptly ended 2016 radio season by Benjamin Buttoning (going backwards in time for those of you who couldn’t sit through the movie) WYK from June, 2016 back to the holiday show, December 2015. To that end we have already posted the June 11 show with Senator Tammy Baldwin, with the rest to precede!

We get slightly younger now with the June 4, 2016 Whad’ya Know featuring Michael Perry, of Population 485 fame, and Chicago Tribune film critic Michael Phillips.  Enjoy!

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Jon Snow Runs Trump Through and All the News That Isn’t

June 13, 2016

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The big news here in America’s Dairyland is Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers is giving up cheese and milk due to lactose intolerance–that’s OK, what you really don’t want is a lactose intolerant center.

 

A federal appeals court rules there’s nothing in the 2nd Amendment that anticipates conceal and carry, perhaps because it never occurred to the Founding Fathers to conceal a blunderbuss.

 

Should Britain leave the European Union they have an open invitation to join the Union of Former Soviet Socialist Republics.

Union Carbide called. Pipefitters Union. And the Onion, although that was more of a typo.

 

Perhaps if the Cavaliers called themselves anything else?  Raconteurs? Bon Vivants?  Schleppers?

 

$3.4 million for lunch with Warren Buffet and he still won’t reach for the tab.

Whatever else you can say about Mike Feldman, he did pick up the occasional check.

 

Study finds doctors and children only wash their hands when being watched, and neither picks up their toys.

 

On her 90th, Queen Elizabeth plays croquet with flamingos and hedgehogs. Getting just a tad eccentric.

Meanwhile, Prince Phillip keeps disappearing down rabbit holes.

 

Hillary and Elizabeth Warren can run together now that they’re past having to worry about synchronizing.

In the Game of Thrones finale, Jon Smith runs Donald Trump through and seizes the nomination and Melania.

 

Hillary finally wears a decent outfit and it turns out to be a $12,000 Armani.

Well, TJ Maxx wasn’t doing it for her.

Important, though, to wear your old clothes when talking to poverty groups.

 

The WWE will sanction the Presidential Debates this year, 10 rounds at Madison Square Garden.

Hil and Liz gonna tag team The Donald’s ass.

 

Something called Island Stress Shrinkage led to the Hobbits and NY Knicks small size.

 

An increasing number of female bees are reproducing on their own without waiting for Buzzwell.

 

Some Olympic athletes are putting their sperm on ice before Rio so they can at least enjoy their downtime.

 

Bernie stays in the race because you don’t quit being Bernie Sanders.

Unlike Norma Desmond, Bernie will not relinquish the spotlight.

 

Here in Wisconsin, 45,496 wild turkeys and twice that in frozen during spring turkey season.

 

Madison has been named the number one college football town in the country,

and you can’t get any higher than that–believe me, we’ve tried.

 

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Whad’ya Know 6-11-16 w Senator Tammy Baldwin

June 12, 2016

https://soundcloud.com/michael-feldman-2/whadya-know-show-june-11-2016

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Making of a Quizmaster aka Whad’ya Do Now?

June 9, 2016

Master documentarian Marc Kornblatt tackles the Steve Avery-like thicket that is Michael Feldman in this film still in the making while Feldman is in the unmaking. Here’s a clip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20iTfV_arXc

 

 

Michael Feldman, Bella, Whad’ya Know, Podcasts, Pigs Ears

June 8, 2016

Hello, I’m Michael Feldman, former host of Michael Feldman’s Whad’ya Know? on Public Radio, and this is my Beag-a Poo Bella, who has never not heard her dad say ‘I’m going to the office, honey, to earn you the treats and high-end kibble you like so much.’ I still say it, of course, but Bella has been turning up her nose at the dog chow and pig ears now the norm in these uncertain days. Hey, I know there are folks and dogs in far worse straits, and that Garrison’s retiring and it looks like it’s going to stick this time, and yes, 31 years is a goodly stretch of time, but, heck, I still have a lot to give, or pretty much. Depends on the day. Anyway, since I have no retirement skills, I thought to try my hand at this new-fangled whad’ya call it, podcasting, which is when, instead of broadcasting to a whole bunch of folks schlepping their kids to soccer or adding softeners to loads from coast to coast, you fill the ear buds of a middle-aged man on an elliptical at the health club hoping to distract from his shortness of breath. Sounds very rewarding on both ends, this podcasting. My hope is to Radiocast–the live excitement of Whad’ya Know audience shows with all their elements and make it downloadable and, like, totally convenient. Because this will cost me money, very nearly all of that earmarked beachfront Belize condo cash, I have Kickstarted ‘Whad’ya Know the Podcast’ on Kickstarter, which is redundant for emphasis, to help out. For pennies a day you can bring Whad’ya New to a set of buds in your ears and the ears of those you love. Please don’t make me run the 6 minute video of this appeal with the sad dog eyes and the panting. And Bella’s, too.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/379917133/michael-feldmans-whadya-know-podcast

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Michael Perry on Whad’ya Know June 4, 2016

June 8, 2016

Michael Perry on Jesus on the side of a calf, burdock and box elder as cash crops and gratitude

 

https://soundcloud.com/michael-feldman-2/michael-perry-on-whadya-know