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Whad’ya Know March 25 at High Noon Poster
March 19, 2017Communique from Comrade F
March 18, 2017
Great Wall of Menards
March 16, 2017
alt-Wall
Objective: to build the self-called Great Wall of Trump on the southern border of the US with Mexico for a whole lot less than $25 billion.
We’re looking at: a little over 10 million running feet between Tijuana and Matamoros on the Gulf (formerly known as) of Mexico. Allowances will have to be made for terrain, water features, gullies, acts of God and ranchers.
Materials:
Basket-weave composite 6 foot composite Menards privacy fence panels, so, 6 foot into 10 million, 32 thousand feet is 206 million fence sections @$123/section $205, 656,000 total; you’ll need 67 million posts (but no gates, so that’s a big savings) @ $40/post or $67 million for posts; and post caps @$5 ea, $8 1/2 million; hardware, say $10/section adds $10.7 million; Portland cement, at 10 dollars a bag each post, $16,720,000; unforeseen expenses and breakage–$100 million. Menards said they will throw in a 1,000 post hole diggers for their name on it every so often.
Total Menards Materials–
$409,500,000 for 2,000 mile 6 foot basket weave composite Mexican Wall, posts facing Mexico, a total savings over proposed reinforced concrete wall of 24 billion 999 million 590 thousand and 500 dollars.
Labor: with subcontractor Trump & Sons labor should not be a problem.
Recommendation: You save big money with Menards(r)
Making a Murmurer: Feldman on Film on iTunes
March 11, 2017
Michael’s star turn and so much more on the latest
Whad’ya Know Podcast on iTunes!
Get Your Whad’ya Know On!
March 8, 2017From Nora Goldie Feldman the definitive Whad’ya Know on iTunes & Patreon promo!
March Madness: Looks Like Gonzaga and Whad’ya Know! March 11 at the High Noon!
March 5, 2017March Madness is very nearly upon us–I’m worried the additional stress on POTUS could push him over the edge.
However, the good news is the tourney birds auger well for Gonzaga, powerhouse of the Pacific, and Feldman, powerhouse of the Pod and his ready-for-any challenge, athletic, well-oiled machine, Whad’ya Know.
March 11 at the High Noon rolls out the red carpet for “Whad’ya Do Now?,” aka “Making a Murmurer,” the Feldman like you’ve never seen him biopic from Marc Kornblatt which premiers opening night of the Wisconsin Film Festival, March 30, in Madison. We’ll be running a clip from the film you’ll pretty much have to be at the HN to see, but the buzz re: WDN is OSCAR (depending if any other documentaries are produced between now and then).
WI Film Festival Coordinator Benjamin Reiser will join us to tell us about this year’s impressive roster of exciting cinema as well as the Feldman film.
Also joining us on March 11 will be the Johnny Appleseed of Fonts, Tom ‘True Type” Rickner, aka The Fonts, responsible for the fonts you love and the ones you don’t, currently working on the Noto project–every font ever–for Google.
As if that weren’t enough, the buzz re: John Thulin and Jeff Hamann is jazzier than ever and Stephanie Lee mais oui!
Whad’ya Know at the High Noon, March 11. Listen to us on iTunes!
Whad’ya Know Podcast Marches on in March
February 16, 2017
March is the (next) month to catch a Whad’ya Know ‘cast at the High Noon at high noon, namely March 11 and 25.
Here’s our own Michael Feldman captured in his inside out white tee (“the seams irritate me,”he explains) with all you need to know had you been paying attention.
Michael wants you to know, btw, this is the best picture he’s ever taken. Of him.
Canada? Mars?
January 21, 2017Michael Feldman poses the question(s) many potential emigres are asking themselves:
Canada? Mars?
The Russian Frank Sinatra
January 9, 2017
The problem with all this with love to Russia stuff is your younger alt-righters (cool sounds like all-nighters) never experienced them at their most obvious, like when they were going to put nuclear missiles 87 miles off Miami Beach, or when they put up the wall to die for in Germany.
What’s needed is a sense of what it is to be Russian, and what it is to be Russian does this with Frank Sinatra:
–Joseph Kobzon, the Russian Frank Sinatra
Whad’ya Know on iTunes–It’s Apple Pie for the Face
January 9, 2017
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