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Trumps on The Road

November 25, 2020

Election’s not yet even a sure thing and the foreclosures have started


The Chinese are foreclosing on Trump Tower, The Germans on Mar a Lago,

and the Russians on the White House.

Putin’s letting the Bidens keep the furniture and bric a brac–

the Martha Washington plates, the Dolly Madison Zingers, what have you–

anything still remaining  after the Final Days when Trump not only teed-

off  in every room in the White House but soiled Lincoln’s bed pretty bad.

The Trumps hope to be out by Christmas before the circling legal vultures

swoop down.

And these guys are the real deal, not Rudy Giuliani and his pack of Trump

University Pre-Law wanabees.

Once the self-, family & anybody with the scratch pardons are inked,

the von Trumpfs will settle not in the German Alps but, initially,

in a castle/farmette outside of Ljubljana, Slovenia, although Melania’s

parents will stay in the US due to outstanding warrants in the old country.

After that, well, Trump Tower Red Square is out for the disenfranchised

Trumps, but the King Abdulaziz Palace in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, has

undergone a rehab identical to what Melania did to the White House–

With that news we bid farewell if not arrivederci to the Family Trump

and their hardy genome from all of us still standing in the States.

Michael Feldman


November 24, 2020

Breakthrough in China Virus Vaccine from Johnson & Trump

August 23, 2020


At Johnson & Johnson, that which we bring to the Vaccine table is nothing less than our very raison d’etre: all encompassing cradle to grave care allowing us to meld our analgesics with our wound care, beauty care, oral care, skin care and baby, minus the toxic powder, care, because at Johnson & Johnson we care to care when we care for you.

Now, thanks to our legions of J&J formulators, respected within and without personal hygiene, health and beauty, we are proud to announce, in collusion with Trump Industries LLC, a breakthrough in China Virus Vaccine Care, drawing from our virtually limitless stockpile of Johnson & Johnson consumer care products, which has enabled us to have created, at warp-speed, a Neutrogena-based Vaccine with elements of Clean & Clear, One Touch Ultra and Nicorette, where Imodium meets Pepcid and Lubriderm meets Micitin, meets Tylenol PM meets Aveeno, meets BenGay, meets  Calydryl, then Benedryl, then Calydryl again, as a hint of Carefree Scent fills the lab air, and the potion is infused with some pretty big proprietary actors we’re not going to talk about but they’re PRETTY BIG, PRETTY BIG.

Today, all of us here at Johnson & Johnson are proud to announce, after weeks of

planning, testing and tweaking the first and foremost groundbreaking

Johnson & Trump Warp Speed Tanning Vaccine, currently in phase 3,

exhaustive consumer and advertising testing, with a roll out, per Executive Order,

any day now.

We are confident Johnson & Trump Warp Speed Tanning Vaccine is all the China Vaccine you and

your family will ever need!

Johnson & Johnson: Making China Virus Clean & Clear and Under Control.


Johnson & Johnson may be able to help with TBD costs of Johnson & Trump Warp Speed Tanning Vaccine, but it’s unlikely. No warranty or liability is offered or assumed by Johnson & Johnson, Donald Trump, personally or as owner of Trump Industries Consumer Medical Division LLC, or as President of the United States. Discontinue use if death, apoplexy, that thing where your head spins and you can’t talk or think, or more than 30 days of hallucinogenic or feelings you can fly occur.

I own a couple of non-voting shares in facebook–enjoy!

July 15, 2020

ps my guess is that CZI is Chan Zuckerberg so they’ve pretty well covered the waterfront–




To Our Stockholders:The enclosed information statement (the “Information Statement”) is being distributed to the holders of record, as of the close of business on June 22, 2020 (the “Record Date”), of the Class A common stock and the Class B common stock of Facebook, Inc. (the “Company”).The purpose of the Information Statement is to inform you of action taken by holders of a majority of the voting power of the outstanding shares of capital stock of the Company to amend and restate the Company’s Restated Certificate of Incorporation (the “Charter”). On the Record Date, the Consenting Stockholders (as defined below) delivered to the Company a written consent (the “Written Consent”) to amend and restate the Charter to implement certain amendments thereto (the “Charter Amendments”). The Written Consent was delivered to the Company by the Consenting Stockholders in connection with the Stipulated Order for Civil Penalty, Monetary Judgment, and Injunctive Relief, dated as of April 23, 2020, in Case No. 19-cv-2184 before the United States District Court for the District of Columbia and the U.S. Federal Trade Commission’s Order Modifying Prior Decision and Order, dated as of April 27, 2020, in FTC Docket No. C-4365 (the “Order”).


As required by the Order, the Company has established an independent Privacy Committee of the Board of Directors of the Company (the “Board” and, such committee, the “Privacy Committee”). The Board has adopted a written charter for the Privacy Committee, which is available on our website at The Order also requires the Company to, among other things, implement the Charter Amendments.The “Consenting Stockholders” are, collectively, The Mark Zuckerberg Trust dated July 7, 2006? Chan Zuckerberg Initiative Foundation? The Mark Zuckerberg 2014 GRATNo. 3 dated May 8, 2014? and CZI Holdings, LLC.


As of the close of business on the Record Date, the Consenting Stockholders together owned 4,181,831 shares of the Company’s Class Acommon stock and 363,588,585 shares of the Company’s Class B common stock, representing approximately 53.1% of the voting power of the outstanding shares of capital stock of the Company, on a combined basis.The Charter Amendments provide that, for so long as the Order remains in effect, (i) no director serving on the Privacy Committee (any such director, a “Privacy Committee Delegate”), may be removed solely for reasons related to actions taken in good faith in furtherance of such Privacy Committee Delegate’s duties as a member of the Privacy Committee as set forth in the Order (a “Privacy Reason”), except by the affirmative vote of the holders of at least two-thirds of the voting power of the then-outstanding shares of the capital stock of the Company entitled to vote generally in the election of directors, voting together as a single class, and (ii) no Privacy Committee Delegate may be removed for reasons other than a Privacy Reason with the intent to circumvent the requirements of the foregoing clause (i), except by the affirmative vote of the holders of at least two-thirds of the voting power of the then-outstanding shares of the capital stock of the Company entitled to vote generally in the election of directors, voting together as a single class.


Sax Unplugged on Whad’ya Know!

May 6, 2020

  David Sax Unplugs His New Book

     “The Soul of an Entrepreneur “

Saturday, May 9, at 10 am Central, around midnight in Seoul

on the Whad’ya Know Podcast

which resides here


David, a Canadian, sounds like this:


A Few Words in Defense of Our Country–Randy Newman

March 29, 2020

Our new National Anthem–thank you Randy Newman!

Whad’a Hygge Ya’Know?

February 14, 2020

***click here***

Whad’ya Know about ?

Did you think Hygge (hoo-gah) was just sitting with your Elk wool socked feet up on an ottoman in front of a roaring electronic fire drinking Hot Toddies while Valravn dapples your ear drums with hypnotic folktronic?

Maybe so–I don’t know. But I intend for us to find out this Saturday, February 15 as we all get Hygged (hoo-gahed) with Claus Andersen, an actual Scandinavian from UW Scandinavian Studies, who will lead us through the postures, breathing, drinking, and fire making needed for a genuine Hygge experience.

For those Non-Scandinavians out there get out the edibles and simulate!

Relax–it’s time!

Whad’ya Know Podcast 10 am Central Saturday on


A Few Words in Defense of Our Country

January 23, 2020

Whad’ya Know from March 30, 1991

August 16, 2019

Michael does his bit for international misunderstanding in this clip from this week’s Whad’ya Know Deja Vu when Mike, a biker from the former East Germany, does wheelies around our host just like Brando in “The Wild One”

You can hear the whole ordeal on or, Würdest du bitte, Whad’ya Know Podcast @iTunes–

Crowds at Trump’s July 4th Celebration Risk Storms, Flash Floods

July 4, 2019