Rabbi Twitski Twits

Rabbi Twitski Twits

Shalom my boychik Michael Feldman, he who is locked out from the twitter for making Ivana in the golf-course joke, would nevertheless like you to know the beat goes on and everything will be- I believe it is- uptight & out of sight in another 5 days & 13 hours when is freed unless they can trade Donald Trump for him oy–Shalom, also for goodbye and most of all peace–RT

Kim & Pete breakup due to bad dietary habits

where is that parking girl with my Mini Cooper?

gravesites going for $100k each at Trump Bedminster 19th Hole

Xi secretly very excited by Nancy Pelosi as his missiles indicate

China sanctions Pelosi from buying Flybar Bumper Cars, LeapFrog Choppin’ Fun Learning Pot,VTech KidiZoom PrintCam Digital Camera and Printer, Little Tikes Pelican Explore & Fit Cycle, Koosh Sharp Shot,Thames & Kosmos Gravity Bugs, LumiTEK Neon GIANT for 9 grandchildren

The Jan 6 Committee subpoenaed by The View

Trump Tells Vos to Literally Eat Shit #OnWisconsin

Trump Sues Musk Over Rights to Scheme to Mislead

Inflation Reduction Act deflates republicans

Bonanza of Irony at Mike Lindall ‘Moment of Truth’

Biggest takeaway from Friday’s Trump-Michels rally in Waukesha is Tim Michels

my uncle had CPAC and let me tell you you don’t want an anal fissure

French Physicist’s Beautiful Proxima Centauri Photo Turns Out to Be a Piece of Chorizo

-ha ha what would a piece of chorizo be doing in deep space?

Have confession to make this tweet is chorizo

At Age 10 NASA’s Curiosity Mars Rover Still Has Drive

-Ach, they all do at 10

Blue mini-Coopers flying off the lot

US to swap Alex Jones for Brittney Griner

Mexico to spend $1.5 billion to turn Trump wall into world’s longest bazaar

Musk & twitter one of those embarrassing couples shouldn’t be on the dance floor

Wisconsin calls Trump visit egregious provocation

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2 Comments on “Rabbi Twitski Twits”

  1. jackmiller5469 Says:

    I have created a file on my computer for posts like this one.

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  2. @farfnme Says:

    my bananas are getting too ripe too fast, Rabbi, what should I do?

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