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Good as Gold Non-Pre-Existing Conditions

May 9, 2017

Good as Gold Non-Pre-existing Conditions

 

  1. Hemorrhoids (first occurrence)
  2. Sucker punch received, unless you’re just the sucker punch type
  3. Walking through new patio door you forgot to put a sticker on
  4. Intro to Zumba injury
  5. Meteor strike (direct hit)
  6. Foul ball to the head at Cubs game while interfering with outfielder on crucial play of playoff game
  7. Cold and hot flashes—hot and cold flashes are not covered
  8. A certified rare disease, unlikely condition, or don’t know what’s wrong with you but it looks pretty bad
  9. Near death experience if you can produce a souvenir from Heaven or Hell or a postcard from Purgatory
  10. Lady problems if it’s your first time as a lady.