Good as Gold Non-Pre-Existing Conditions
Good as Gold Non-Pre-existing Conditions
- Hemorrhoids (first occurrence)
- Sucker punch received, unless you’re just the sucker punch type
- Walking through new patio door you forgot to put a sticker on
- Intro to Zumba injury
- Meteor strike (direct hit)
- Foul ball to the head at Cubs game while interfering with outfielder on crucial play of playoff game
- Cold and hot flashes—hot and cold flashes are not covered
- A certified rare disease, unlikely condition, or don’t know what’s wrong with you but it looks pretty bad
- Near death experience if you can produce a souvenir from Heaven or Hell or a postcard from Purgatory
- Lady problems if it’s your first time as a lady.