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All the News That Isn’t

January 4, 2013

All the News That Isn’t
2013 a bad year for triskaidekaphobes & those trying to spell it. I like to think of it as the Bar Mitzvah year of the Millennium.
Republicans qualify for disaster aid.
Disaster aid vote the first time many congressmen have voted for something good.
Court gives Google carte blanchoogle.
DUI Senator: with a name like Crapo you’re going to drink.
Kim Jong Un to have young Un.
Real Housewives of al Qaeda this week on al Gore Jazeera.
Energy drinks don’t provide the energy it takes to drink them.
Unique Mars meteorite discovered to have imprint of Will Ferrell’s lighter.
If NFL musical chairs continues, Lovie may end up coaching Bears again.
Time Warner to bundle al Jazeera with Mother Angelica.
Forgive me if I’ve been a little short, but I’ve been losing .4 inches a decade according to the New York Times.
Peter Principle now the Boehner Principle.
Tea Party merges width Flat Earth Society.
If Ben Affleck runs, this whole thing could turn around.
Autopen from Waikiki not quite momentous signing for the Fiscal cliff bill I imagined. Do you pass out autopens remotely after signing?
Chris Christie Whack a Moles congress.
Israeli law mandates zaftig models, and
Oxycontin comes out with a Rush-proof tablet.

That’s All the News That Isn’t
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