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5 Ways to Avoid Dying Before Your Time

1. Don’t wear a watch
2. Whistle well past the graveyard
3. Make plans for that day
4. Moisturize to avoid Spontaneous Human Combustion
5. Buy minutes from Justin Timberlake

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