Tupperware Arrives for Leftovers and All the News That Isn’t
Jason Kidd red-eyes to Rio to interview for coaching position.
Good news for Brazil–they have a dozen unusable stadiums which will make excellent ruins, and that means tourism.
OK which German prankster raised one of Jesus’ arms?
Some fear Germans want world more than cup.
39% of millennials support Hillary despite her being of another millennium.
Reminds them of their dad.
There is some hope Indiana won’t recognize hetero-marriage as well.
Six time zones they can’t manage a couple flavors of marriage?
NSA mined personal files of Americans including baby pictures–and, let me tell you, little Eddie Snowden was one pretty baby. Those cute little frames.
Edward Snowden has asked the Russians for a visa extension and fresh towels and sheets.
And, please, no more Dostoyevsky, Tolstoy or Kropotkin, particularly Kropotkin.
Having to prove phone not dead makes it all but impossible for zombies to fly to US.
Hobby Lobby will offer employees plans for knittable contraceptives.
Plus, there’s tons you can do with a hot glue gun and a little imagination.
New Harry Potter story–Middle Aged Harry and the Worrisome Prostate Number.
New Pink Floyd album, The Dark Side of the Prostate. Floyd ain’t so Pink anymore.
Cubs have one all star and he’s been traded. Making the other guys look bad.
May be able to play in retro uniform.
Dow Jones tops 31/2 bitcoin.
Good jobs report blamed on Obama.
President Obama is less popular than Nixon, who at least played the piano.
The House, still working on its first piece of legislation, sues President Obama for dereliction of duty.
Pistorius has disability anxiety but is taking murderous rage for it.
Waitresses at Rifle, Colorado diner carry loaded guns; tips up 100%.
Lot of folks leaving their watches and rings as well.
If nothing else, the Sterlings going to have some pretty ugly makeup sex.
Imagine what President Obama and Rick Perry couldn’t do together!
Alcohol does not benefit the heart but is great for the kishkes.
Seattle Seahawks appear listless and lackadaisical after weed approved in Washington State.
Spoilage Alert: The Leftovers ends with arrival of The Tupperware.
In new movie “Lucy” Scarlett Johansson uses 100% of brain 110% of body.
Potato Salad kickstarter hits $40,000–hoping for another 10k for bacon.
Brett Favre’s number 4 jersey will be buried at Lambeau Field but only with Brett in it . . .
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