Springtime for Hitler and All the News That Isn’t
Supreme Court says your bf/gf needs a warrant to look through your phone. Unless they do it without thinking. Or mistake it for their phone. Or if they were just cleaning your screen.
Orders for capital goods rise; unfortunately, mostly for capital punishment.
Btw, they’re getting the lethal drugs from the Rite-Aid I’d like to know.
Mercedes launches its first hydrogen car, the Hindenburg. Probably seen the “oh, the humanity” commercials.
Diane Sawyer leaving the evening news to devote more time to busy work.
Meanwhile, only Whoopi left standing after The View bloodbath, but she surely filled her Poise.
Lebron opts out of Heat contract will return to St. Vincent-St. Mary’s HS in Akron.
Although Archbishop Hoban and Walsh Jesuit really wanted him.
NBA draft went pretty much as expected–you can be the greatest college prospect in history, you’ll still end up in Cleveland or Milwaukee.
Jabari Parker happy with the Bucks–he always hoped to work for a New York investment firm.
Hillary on the fence between the Presidency and The View.
Hillary supposedly told friends that President Obama was incompetent and feckless. But, come on, friends?
Luis Suarez not grinding has teeth over suspension.
It was pretty toothless.
And here’s me thinking it’s just another aspect of soccer I don’t get.
Like why big, strong men should hit the turf like little baby girls.
Good news is that Hannibal Lector doesn’t play futbol.
USA has good loss against Germany. Like good cholesterol.
People from Indiana can now marry people from Utah.
Space-Time ripples can occur if you don’t shake out your event horizon.
Scientists still shaking their heads over how Neanderthals could pass fossilized poop.
2 million for Bob Dylan’s Like a Rolling Stone All the Way to the Bank.
Supreme Court rules President may not make recess appointments and must stay on boy’s side of playground.
Court also rules a woman’s Hobby Lobby not her own.
One thing this ISIS band shows is that not all millennials don’t know what to do with themselves.
Under Google’s new right to be forgotten, a search for “Hitler” only turns up “Springtime for.”
Search for “nazi” gets “soup.”
Ikea rises minimum wage to 11 krona. That’s a lot of krona.
After Suarez, copycat biting hits every sport including curling and tournament bridge.
In Iraq, rushing to put up al-Maliki statue so they can pull it down.
Sheboygan man wins million in Powerball, moves to Sheboygan Falls.
In Wisconsin, the John Doe prosecutor says no decision yet whether crimes were committed or it was just Walker being Walker . . .Uncategorized