An Uncertain Age
You Are of an Uncertain Age If:
*You refer to at least one object around the house as a “hoo-hah.”
*You are way past tired of having your every ‘ice box,’ ‘clicker,’ ‘tennis shoe’ and ‘tv dinner’ mocked.
*You never have to wonder where your keys are, they ‘re in the door.
*Your dog is way too important to you.
*You think One Direction is a tampon.
*It sometimes comes out Afro-American.
*You replace every bulb with a 20 year life LED so you’ll never have to change another bulb again.
*This is the first day of what’s left of your life.
*You keep checking your land line.
*Losing 5 pounds is statistically insignificant.
*When you get the senior discount without asking for it it no longer bothers you.
*Your children tell you to grow up.
*You mix up millennials and perennials.
*You are in at least format 4 in music and movies.
*You pray there is no afterlife.Uncategorized