All the Latest News That Isn’t


A kid who plays for the beer hole should not win the US Open.

On the upside, the first Weiner ever with a conscience

Debt ceiling goes down to 18th hole at Obama-Boehner match.
Boehner refused to give the president his usual mulligans.

Cubs-Yankees games a preview of the 1938 world series.

AARP backs early bird special at ethical suicide parlors.

A lot of the AARP higher-ups believe that Mr. Roosevelt will take care of them no matter what.

Sarkozy is French for Weiner.

Weiner was offered #3 in the Brewers sausage race.

United’s fleet of Commodore 64’s grounded. Hard to find those floppy disks.

Saudi women drive with inflatable males at the wheel.

Suspicious package at Pentagon not Weiner’s.

Canadians riot while Bruins fans take high tea.

Greeks roll out austerity package in huge wooden horse.

Greek austerity package not Weiner’s.

Obama tells Puerto Ricans: when you’re a Jet, you’re a Jet all the way . . .

Rick Perry of Texas says if at first you don’t secede try, try again.

Romney positions self as Mormon John Kerry.

Unintended results as radiation from missile attacks produces a 50 foot Khadafy .

Weiner poster boy for concealed carry.

Lebron with head hanging still a food & a half above the rest of us.

Al-Zahromni new head of al-Qaeda investments.

Having successfully rammed through his agenda, Wisconsin Governor Walker down to putting his horse in the senate and marrying his sister.

Kucinich sues Obama over Libya and his dentures.

Not clear how Pakistanis knew the guys who turned in bin Laden were there.

Bin Laden wives remarry Mormon.

NFL meets with Taliban.

Senate votes to convert ethanol to corn,

and President Obama says running the country easy, raising daughters is hard . . .

. . . That’s All the News That Isn’t

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