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9-16-13

New York Fashion Week all Midwest Look–housecoats & crocs dominate runways.

Voyager 1 spacecraft leaves solar system, does not look back. 36 years of separation anxiety enough.

Voyager carrying a copy of the Bee Gees Saturday Night Fever to the Andromeda Galaxy.

New Jersey Shore officials thinking about a concrete walk this time.

Free tickets on United, but it’s still on United.

New iPhone 5’s require a butt reader to make butt calls.

Android phones have already countered with cheek swabbers.

With the US slipping to 17th in happiness behind Mexico, foot traffic through the Rio Grande reverses.

Duffer President Obama takes mulligan on Syria speech.

Goes to show, on the road to Damascus easy to fall off or on your ass.

Vladimir Putin gets his own comic strip in the New York Times funny pages–Rootin’ Pootin. Right under Snuffy Smith.

President Obama cancels congressional picnic, but 3-legged race still on.

Returning from North Korea, Dennis Rodman lets slip name of Kim Jong Un’s daughter, Wi Tu Lo.

Ratings show the President’s “So You Think You Can Govern” losing to “So You Think You Can Dance.”

Relatives say 107 year-old shot by police in Pine Bluff, Arkansas had 106 very good years.

Diana Nyad may have been the oldest swimmer towed from Cuba to Florida.

Starving Artists couch painting found to be Van Gogh.

The Syrian Electronic Army changed the President’s speech as he was giving it.

Syrian Electronic Army thought to be offshoot of Electric Light Orchestra.

Testicle size now thought to be fit topic for casual conversation.

Testicles get smaller with parenthood not before.

Miss Kansas sports first tattoo in Miss America pageant but will probably regret it by time she’s Mrs. Kansas.

Putin may be given Peace Prize just so he won’t cop somebody else’s.

Scooter Store shut down just as I may qualify for a Medicare discount.

Montana Lt. Governor John Walsh mistakenly likes Facebook cleavage page he thought was the Grand Tetons.

First Lady Michelle Obama fruitlessly looks for water in Watertown, Wisconsin, actually named after Ethel Waters. Nearest water actually in Lake Mills.

Reading that men need estrogen I took some, and my belly went straight to my thighs . . .

That’s All the News That Isn’t . . .

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