Zumba Bumba Bumba & All the News That Isn’t
A warning to early-adopters of self-driving cars–they tend to keep going without the self-parking option.
And watch out for the self-driving police cars.
Michelle Bachmann returns to her native soil.
Bachmann’s retirement leaves the Tea Party with just the front half of the horse.
6 billion Simolians laundered through Sims House Party.
Chinese baby: was it sewercide?
Walmart–everyday highly toxic waste. But, made in the USA!
On the ricin pen-pal front–a guy in Shreveport with a load of castor beans in his F-150 shouldn’t be too hard to find.
Ann Romney says she’s very, very partial to Paul Ryan, and in every, every way.
The Chinese buy Paula Deen.
Obama and Christie in another taffy pull on the Atlantic City boardwalk, to shouts of “get a room!”
Maine dance instructor gets 10 months for Zumba Bumba Bumba.
With Nike out of the picture, Livestrong to go with Ball Jar Rubbers.
Travelers to Mars advised to pack 1 million SPF sun block.
And, of course, your Oakleys.
The 100 millionth iPod sold brings the total up to $10 in taxes.
Guns labeled environmentally friendly go unsold.
Former Senator Bob Dole says he would not hold the current Republican Party’s pen.
$600 for a Stones ticket–with the Oxygen tank rental, comes to quite a pretty penny for the evening.
For the more sophisticated taste–Google under Glass.
Lunar industry staying up nights trying to keep up with the Solar industry.
Asteroid misses earth by so much its laughable.
Rise in consumer confidence not related to the economy. Just a nice day, kid weren’t screaming.
UPS to go with Big Brown drones.
Cruise passenger Bill of Rights: you can jump, eat the buffet before it spoils, or take your chances in a dinghy, and
It is now possible for a gay young man to be openly Boy Scout.
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