12 Jokes for 12 months in 12
12 Jokes/12 Months/for ’12
January
Hopefuls lineup more Donner than Republican Party.
February
So, those were sesame seed bagels on the end of Ryan Braun’s bat?
March
Final battle for the nomination down to Mitt vs. Romney.
April
Hookergate: Secret Service always willing to take one for the President.
May
The Scream goes for $120 million–Mr. Bill, priceless.
June
Queen Elizabeth’s reign only 8 in corgi years.
July
Chick-fil-A says marriage between one hen and one rooster.
August
Romney people tell Ryan stop referring to healthcare plan as Medicide.
September
Lingerie League refs leave NFL, so wedgies will no longer be called.
October
Apple chief apologizes for maps from dead end in Compton.
November
OK, so who gets the binders of women?
December
Supreme Court considering same sex marriage—likeliest couple Scalia and Roberts, although Ginsberg and Kagan not out of the question.
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