Hillary LinkedOut

Hillary LinkedOut
Hillary Clinton says she’s joined LinkedIn, presumably in case another sure thing stumbles and falls at the gate. Only she hasn’t joined: I give you all the Hillary Clintons currently active on LinkedIn:

–Hillary Clinton, Warner Music Group
—    ”            ”  Owner, Foaming Concepts
—    ”            ”  Commander, Seals Structuring Seals (?)
—    ”            ”  Health, Wellness & Fitness
—    ”            ”  Mechanic, Ford Motor Company
—    ”            ”  Ms.
—    ”            ”  Fine Art

I checked, and Foaming Concepts is not her, could not get a feel for what a Commander at Seals Structuring Seals might command (so have written it off as something, personally, worth retiring into) chuckled at Ford mechanic, Health, Wellness Fitness, Ms., and Fine Art, and that’s all she wrote. You may think, “Hillary, well, she’s probably exclusive, or some kind of premium listing,” but, you should know, you’d have no trouble reaching Sarah Palin with pretty much any kind of offer if the money’s there.

More than a little amused speculation as to why Hillary, or anybody else, would join LinkedIn, but perhaps one should ask who wouldn’t since who isn’t LinkedIn–not Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry, Marco Rubio, Mitt Romney, Rush Limbaugh, Ted Cruz, Rudy Giuliani, Rand Paul and Karl Rove.  No Al Gore, unless it’s the senior IT guy at the American Red Cross, is not, but that’s just the way things are going for Al. So, and at any rate, Hillary is in good if not stellar company, or will be once her application to LinkedIn is vetted by the Select Benghazi Committee.
BONUS! To date, hc2 here’s the only Hillary Clinton you might like to LinkIn:


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  1. shawtooner Says:

    Just don’t call her the missing linked! Hey how about a toon for your posts? I offer them free, as I am a fan. (Not making this offer to “Wait, Wait Is This Funny?”

    Date: Tue, 26 May 2015 14:47:44 +0000 To: shawtoons@hotmail.com


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