Supreme Leader Diana Ross and All the News That Isn’t
It is believed White House computers were hacked by the Chinese because a half hour later you feel like being hacked again.
That and the Emojis popping up in classified documents.
A butterfly flaps its wings in the Amazon and Ron Paul declares for the presidency.
Jeb Bush dice se convertio al hispano por Columba.
On the upside, Californians don’t drink the water.
And Hollywood can make rain.
When California falls into the sea they’ll have all the water they need.
Bovine Growth Hormone found in some mother’s milk. The FDA says know the breast and you should be OK.
Brontosaurus is back, but longer and with fins.
NASA says we’re on the verge of finding an earthlike planet with non-earthlike people.
State of Wisconsin Departments are forbidden to use the phrase “climate change” but may say “don’t like the weather, wait a day.”
Breakthrough Apple Watch puts 20 panic buttons on your wrist then measures your heart rate.
NFL hires its first female office, so there’ll be no need to review her calls.
For the last brick in his legislative edifice Governor President Walker OK’s liquor samples at stores so that every Badger may know what something other than Korbel’s tastes like.
Fear is that at 1/3 of a shot per sample per store it could cause a rash on near-drunk driving.
Hillary Clinton announces her candidacy on a deleted email.
Turns out being overweight cuts dementia risk, so try to remember to stuff yourself.
Iran agrees to peaceful use of nuclear weapons.
Centrifuges will be used to weave carpets.
Kind of worry about negotiating with the place where the word “haggling” comes from.
The only Supreme Leader I recognize is Diana Ross.
Organic molecules discovered in a distant star system twice as expensive as processed molecules.
5 Reasons You Should Buy the Apple Watch:
1. You own Apple stock.
2. That suicide scar on your wrist.
3. You never wear a watch but this is different
4. Muggers won’t take it, and
5. The available Rolex app.
President Governor Walker off on a field trip to 3 pretty cool countries, Spain, France and Germany.
Walker has spent the past few weeks boning up on how to say “Have to punt on that one” in 3 languages:
Tengo que despejar que uno.
Ich muss das man auf Punt, and
Je ai de botte de degagement sur celui-la.