Breakdancing Panda & All 12 Jokes for 12 Months 2013
12 Months 12 Jokes for 2013
January: Chief Justice Roberts clearly relieved to not have sworn in Osama this time.
February: Pope Benedict clearly looking forward to being Joe Ratzinger again.
March: President’s dinner with Senators a good first step, let’s see how the dancing goes.
April: George W Bush becomes the first C+ English student to have his own library.
May: In Jerusalem, Wailing Wall controversy solved as women allowed to use the Kvetching Wall.
June: NSA director testifies before the House Intelligence Committee, then has to kill them.
July: Shrinking Arctic icecap threatens baby seal clubbing.
August: Woke up, I was a Chelsea Manning.
September: By the time she is Mrs. Kansas Miss Kansas will probably regret the tattoo.
October: Shutdown over, National Zoo’s baby panda back home after 2 weeks in a cardboard box on the mall break dancing for bamboo.
November: Rather my seatmate had a box-cutter than an iPhone.
December: Dairy Farmer brought to Lambeau Field attempts to slap, poke and prod Aaron Rodgers to his feet.
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