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May 29, 2015

 

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Hillary LinkedOut

May 26, 2015

Hillary LinkedOut
Hillary Clinton says she’s joined LinkedIn, presumably in case another sure thing stumbles and falls at the gate. Only she hasn’t joined: I give you all the Hillary Clintons currently active on LinkedIn:

–Hillary Clinton, Warner Music Group
—    ”            ”  Owner, Foaming Concepts
—    ”            ”  Commander, Seals Structuring Seals (?)
—    ”            ”  Health, Wellness & Fitness
—    ”            ”  Mechanic, Ford Motor Company
—    ”            ”  Ms.
—    ”            ”  Fine Art

I checked, and Foaming Concepts is not her, could not get a feel for what a Commander at Seals Structuring Seals might command (so have written it off as something, personally, worth retiring into) chuckled at Ford mechanic, Health, Wellness Fitness, Ms., and Fine Art, and that’s all she wrote. You may think, “Hillary, well, she’s probably exclusive, or some kind of premium listing,” but, you should know, you’d have no trouble reaching Sarah Palin with pretty much any kind of offer if the money’s there.

More than a little amused speculation as to why Hillary, or anybody else, would join LinkedIn, but perhaps one should ask who wouldn’t since who isn’t LinkedIn–not Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry, Marco Rubio, Mitt Romney, Rush Limbaugh, Ted Cruz, Rudy Giuliani, Rand Paul and Karl Rove.  No Al Gore, unless it’s the senior IT guy at the American Red Cross, is not, but that’s just the way things are going for Al. So, and at any rate, Hillary is in good if not stellar company, or will be once her application to LinkedIn is vetted by the Select Benghazi Committee.
BONUS! To date, hc2 here’s the only Hillary Clinton you might like to LinkIn:

 

My Red Letterman Day

May 18, 2015

Only a couple of days left for a callback for Letterman–to up the ante, here’s what happened the first–and only–time.File0002File0004

George Zimmerman Shot in Head So He’s Fine and All the News That Isn’t

May 18, 2015

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At the University of Wisconsin commencement Katie Couric pleads with future Epic workers who will soon have complete access to her colorectal files.
Mitt Romney lasts 2 against Evander Holyfield, next up: Romney v Mayweather.
Financial analysts give Floyd slight advantage.

Hillary drops Bill from ticket.

Beating the Bushes for Iraq:
Jeb Bush would have invaded Iraq
Neil bush says he’s in
Dorothy Bush a big yes
Robin Bush: I’m there
Marvin wouldn’t miss it for the world
Kyle Busch–‘a no-brainer’
Reggie Bush, as long as he doesn’t have to go
Billy Bush if he can take his La Crosse stick
Rapper Sammie Bush all up in it
Russian porn star Helena Bush, a couple of big ‘da’s!
Kristen Bush who played Rachel in Good Wife needs the work
And Johnny Bush already has written the fight song to the tune of “What Made Milwaukee Famous.”

George Zimmerman shot in the head so he’ll be fine.

Verizon buys AOL to own the cell dial-up market. You’ve got meh.
Tom Brady looks like he’s had all the air squeezed out of . . . . . . him.
At least he’ll have some time for a needy supermodel wife.

Increasing number of Americans do not pickup when Jesus calling.

Only 11 accidents so far with driverless cars, but all the result of driverless road rage.
Many of what were thought driverless cars actually urban youth low-riding.
Personally, I’m waiting for the self-insuring car.

Vatican recognizes Palestine will establish gift shop.

Wisconsin’s Russ Feingold will try to recover his Senate seat, but can’t decide on leather or something a little more breathable.
Would you really want a seat Ron Johnson’s been sitting in for 5 years?

With the departure of Harry Shearer on the Simpsons, Charles Koch will voice Mr. Burns and David Koch Smithers.
Donald Trump is God.
And, a surprise pick, Bill Cosby is the new Principal Skinner.

Exercise gives the elderly another 5 years, but for what?

Even Bad coffee is good for you.
But if you’re drinking too much coffee, take pro-oxidants.

Rick Perry has until June 4th to find his glasses for a really big announcement.

Ramadi Province in Iraq now red state.

Political analysts say Syria Isis takeout equivalent of getting the lesser Koch brother.

Russian rocket with a Mexican satellite crashes in Siberia.
Would’ve though a Russian Rocket with a Mexican satellite was a sure bet.
Nice to know all those missiles pointed at us would’ve fallen on themselves.

President Obama calls a Gulf Summit and only two guys from Gulfport show up.
GOP says President Obama denying grenade launchers to local police grounds for impeachment.

Former Governor Scott Walker denied visa upon return to Wisconsin.
Fortunately found a place in the barn for him in near Keokuk.

Thanks to concussions all is forgiven between Brett Favre and the Green Bay Packers.

In Wisconsin, big Walker cuts partially restored for manure runoff and Wisconsin Public Broadcasting.
Wasn’t too bad here–only cut the ‘l’ out of Public Radio ,. .

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New England Patriot Act and All the News That Isn’t

May 11, 2015

5-11-15

Patriot Act now New England Patriot Act: you can collect a guy’s data but you can’t deflate a guy’s balls.

Announcing his candidacy, Mike Huckabee vows to plant the double-wide in Michelle’s veggie garden.

Hey, neighbors, y’all hold your next offensive event at the Curtis Culwell Center in Garland, and we’ll throw in the perimeter defense at no cost to y’all.

Galaxy 13 billion light-years away hardly worth thinking about.

Next up on Bravo: on ‘Talkin’ ‘Bout My Jenneration’–Kim tries to understand; Kylie’s lips, Bruce’s everything; and Kaitlyn B Jenner’s epic first Mother’s Day.

Apple Watch gives enthusiasts lover’s rash.

Floyd Mayweather wants 200 million to fight a two-armed fighter.

Winning UK Prime Minister Cameron’s call for a Greater Britain brings calls for a Uniteder States and a Democraticer Peoples Republicer of Korea.
With a Kim Jonger Un.

Whole Foods aims for the Millennials with Lowered Expectations Foods.

Self-driving big rig semi tractors will intermittently eject 2 liter soda bottles of urine on Interstate shoulders.

Unfortunately, the stabbed, robbed pizza guy took 31 minutes to get there, so, on top of everything else, the pizza was free.

Brewers first team in majors to lose 20, but, heck, played almost 30.

Clinton Heifer Foundation under scrutiny.

Alberta is a province in Canada.

With only one year of high school Spanish (and that at Delavan-Darien) Scott Walker falls behind Rubio and Cruz into tres place for nomination.

So, Rubio gets a Miami Dolphins cheerleader wife and to be President? Ay yi yi yi!

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Ultron Deodorant and All the News That Isn’t

May 4, 2015

5-4-2015

NASA spacecraft collides with Mercury–Obama blamed.
Before obliterating against Mercury the craft provided valuable data showing the planet was straight ahead.
NASA plans future target shooting at all 8 planets, Pluto, and you mother’s house.

Best headline of NFL draft, LA Times: “Jameis Winston breaks out crab legs after getting Number One.”
I like “Jameis Is!”

Tesla wants to sell you batteries for your house but I’m sticking with the wind-up key.

Consumer sediment is up. Sentiment.
Not a real sentimental consumer–I consume with abandon.

Avengers: Age of Ultron not about a really big deodorant.

Milwaukee Bucks rhymed by the Bulls.
Well, they put up a good fight except when it counted.

On this episode of “Rich Guy’s Rockets,” Jeff Bezos homes in on Elon Musk’s rocket, while Richard Branson crosses rockets with Kim Jong Un.

Anonymous messaging app Secret shuts down with an unprintable text. Don’t know from who.

Father of our country indicted in George Washington Bridge Case.

Bernie Sanders out to make Bernie Sanders sound presidential.
So liberal he makes his opponent look like Hilla the Hun.
Really most of the Hillary/Bernie policy differences are fashion policy. And not many of those.

Donald Trump took the new double-chin drug and eliminated his head.
Just that silly toupee on his neck.

Brewers this close to shooting the dog.

Polls show most Americans approve of drone strikes on neighbors they don’t care for providing their name doesn’t come up.

Another poll indicates that half of all Americans would call in a drone strike on themselves if it were Amazon Prime.

Slumping McDonalds completely rethinks its menu with McHaggis.
Because old McDonald used everything.
McHaggis shake–once you get used to the color and smell, you’ll never drink anything else.

The Obama Library, long overdue, goes to Chicago’s Hoffman Estates O’Hare approach.
Homeowners only too happy to make way.
Highlight will be a holographic drone targeting game, Drone On and On.

Jeb Bush so far has kept off the weight by avoiding native dishes like rice & beans and chorizo.
Eventually he will return to looking much more like Barbara than George Sr.

This note from the bottom of the presidential declaration form: * Limit 2 presidencies per family.

Millennials favor Hillary Clinton for President but Rand Paul for disc golf.

Most of the questions from the Supreme Court Justices on same-sex marriage centered on how the honeymoon worked.

Scott Walker has been on the campaign trail so long he had to apply for a visa to return to Wisconsin.
Because of his immigration policies, it’s no sure thing.

Duchess Kate gives birth to a Duchette.

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