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Obama debt speech bullet points:

Start with a joke–listen, money isn’t everything but it sure keeps the kids in touch. Henny Youngman.
Avoid charts, don’t go near a pointer. Make sure your blackberry is off.
Do whatever it takes not to look like Fred Armisen. Wear a hat, smile, anything.
Nothing of the ebtday eilingsay. Conveys mistaken impression there are limits.
No anecdotes. Let em to buy the book.
Say compromise in every sentence mixing verb and noun.
We are all Americans and can prove it.
Scratch that last—too gridiron.
Say something that sounds like a solution so inescapable the viewer will think that’s what’s been slapping him in the face all this time.
And God bless the United States of America [seal].

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